The scientific study of anyone called Alma
Brimpahology
The completed pahology
Cartface
Not a very pretty person
Durttrace
Underwear that needs cleaning
Englandpoo
The opposite of Great Britain
Frodgeejammoo
A cow stuck in a cold hole calling out
Grammytocker
Grans watch
Harryparryworedooker
Harry being silly and getting rather wet
Indifriensham
Opposite of outdifriensham
Jacklekishimclam
Jack has forgotten his teeth and enjoying a wee kiss
Kiltishness
Scottish over indulging their kilt habbit
Larumpinganpogless
How very drunk people walk
Mookles
Calf moos
Noopysookles
A babies first drink
Outerflaced
The opposite of innerflaced
Poontertraclintergrased
A detective in disguise who trips and hurts their knee
Quinticlly
the fifth time a person is tickled
Runrinkly
When a runner does not run in a straight line but zig zags
Strampshinque
A drunk vagabond singing out of tune
Touringingingsquink
A completely lost rambler
Unbejunk
Something thought to be rubbish but turns out to be valuable
Verberwunkwunk
Too many words in a sentence
Weberish
Parody of Weber
Xeronisic
A follower of Xeronism
Youbitterbitsit
An angry couch potato
Zlotterflitchit
A forgotten box from a house move
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