Eighty percent of success is showing up. Woody Allen
If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit. No use being a damn fool about it. W.C.Fields
If at first you don't succeed, failure might be your style. Quentin Crisp.
A Gentleman never heard the story before. Austin O'Malley
Life doesn't imitate art. It imitates bad television. Woody Allen
Don't worry about the world ending today: it's already tomorrow in Australia. Steve Wright
Believe nothing until has been officially denied. Claud Cockburn
I don't believe in mathematics. Albert Einstein
I don't believe in astrology. I'm a Sagittarian and we're sceptical. Arthur C. Clarke
My church accepts all denominations; fivers, tenners, twenties. Patrick O'Connell
The New English Bible: even the end of the world is described as if it were only an exceptionally hot afternoon. Peter Mallen
"Imagine no possessions," sang John Lennon who owned a luxury apartment in New York solely to house his clothes. Arthur Smith
We started off trying to set up a small anarchist community, but people wouldn't obey the rules. Alan Bennett
Too bad all the people who knew how to run the country are busy driving cabs or cutting hair. George Burns
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